Sean Adl-Tabatabai – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced plans to fire hundreds of ‘woke’ staff for running the company into the ground by being lazy and self-entitled.

According to reports, during a fiery Q+A session, Zuckerberg said he plans on “turning up the heat” to purge activist employees who “shouldn’t be there.”

“If I had to bet, I’d say that this might be one of the worst downturns that we’ve seen in recent history,” Zuckerberg told staff. Continue reading →