Even though this seems frighteningly realistic, it’s actually a spoof by The Onion of the Mainstream America Non-News.  Warning! Language ~G

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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

SF Source The Onion  March 9 2010